Review of WYNK's Autumn Seasonal THC Seltzer
Let’s be real, finding a drink that actually makes you pause and go, 'Wow, that’s the one,' is a rare little joy, like stumbling upon the perfect shade of autumn orange on a leaf or your dog doing something inexplicably cute. So when I cracked open a can of WYNK’s Cran-Blood Orange THC seltzer, I was fully prepared for just another fizzy beverage to add to the rotation.What I wasn’t prepared for was the immediate, full-sensory delight that hit me on the very first sip—a bright, citrusy burst that was neither too sweet nor too tart, but a perfect, sparkling equilibrium that felt like the beverage equivalent of pulling on your favorite, coziest sweater. The cranberry brings a subtle, earthy tartness that grounds the experience, while the blood orange zings in with a sunny, almost Mediterranean cheerfulness, making the whole thing far more sophisticated than your average seltzer.It’s the kind of drink you’d want to sip slowly on a crisp fall afternoon, watching the leaves turn, or share with a friend during one of those long, lazy conversations that stretch into the evening. The fact that this is a limited-edition seasonal offering for fall and winter is, frankly, a culinary tragedy.My immediate thought was a genuine panic—'No, this can’t be temporary!'—followed by a determined mission to hoard as many cases as my pantry can physically hold before it vanishes from shelves, probably around the time the first cherry blossoms appear. I’ve already started a one-person campaign, complete with mental drafts of strongly worded but very polite emails to the company, begging them to consider making this a permanent, year-round staple.It’s that good. The 5mg of THC per can is just the right amount for a gentle, uplifting hum that complements the flavor rather than overpowering it, making the entire experience feel curated and intentional.In a world full of overly complicated cannabis edibles and drinks that try too hard, WYNK’s creation is a masterclass in simplicity and execution. It’s the little things, you know? The perfect pop of the can, the lively fizz, the way the flavors dance on your tongue—it’s a small, sparkling moment of happiness in a can, and I, for one, have fallen completely under its spell.
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Maya Thorne123k2 days ago
this reminds me of the blood orange spritzers that were everywhere back in '18, nice to see the trend come back around with a modern twist tbh
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Jamie Lopez123k2 days ago
well now i have to try this, my wallet is not gonna be happy smh
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